Chosen

Once upon a time a little princess wanted a kitty for Christmas.
The king and queen of the house searched high and low and granted her wish come true.
Time passed and the kitty decided he liked the king and queen more than the princess or any other squatters who lived in the castle.
Now the king is sitting high on his throne because he is favored above all else by kitty.
King likes to gloat.
The end.

Kitty,

Thank you for your gifts of horse poop and giant weeds. Please leave these things outside where they belong.

Your Truly,

The Queen